Reach down your hand in your pocket...

lunarhowl @ 2007-02-02T21:59:00

2007-02-03T04:11:42Z

Day in a can.

Walked into work. Got griped at for wearing the wrong kind of undershirt. First time since I started working there.
Got griped at MORE for not charging someone $29 to check a box in iTunes. One single box. <input ... >
Had a creepy old guy stalk me around the store because I was too busy helping two other customers at the same time.
Had the Best Buy STAR system crash a total of four times on me my entire shift.
Left a half-hour late. REALLY left a half-hour later after my windshield defrosted.
Went to pick up H&R Block check. Caught a snag where even though I told her different, the woman marked me as being independent. That is, unclaimed on my mother's taxes. Which is untrue. Mom still claims me on her tax forms so that I can benefit from her uber-cheap insurance. For all intents and purposes I'm independent--she doesn't supply me with any funds. This causes:

Mom's taxes to fuck up.
Me to get approximately $400 less on my return than expected, which as you people say, "fucks" my "shit" up.
My mother to call me, very loudly over the H&R Block lady's cellphone a fuckup.
And also to tell the lady that it's "inconvenient" for her to drive two hours up to get her taxes done free as an apology. She hasn't visited me once in the two and a half years I've lived here.

Got pulled over coming home for taking a curve too sharply? wtf? No ticket.
I have a net-test due at 11:00 PM tonight. Oh shi--
Working a pickup shift tomorrow for a guy who has the flu, thus boning my Airsoft plans.

It's amazing how a shit ton of little things combined with one big-ass thing can slap the shit out of your day.bangbang

I am a completely mature individual.

2007-02-01T10:36:37Z

I made a cock out of snow! :D
And put it on my car! :D
And drove around town! :D

Too bad nobody else is awake to see it. =/

snow

2007-02-01T08:26:04Z

Snow is so simple. Just precipitation in the form of ice crystals. Simply water. In some areas it can cause huge problems, with traffic and blockages, and kills at least one hundred people per year in the United States due to traffic accidents, overexposure, and overexertion.

That being said...

AAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA *leaps onto a mound of snow and burrows around* SNOWSNOWSNOWSNOWSNOW *leaps and pounces fluffysnow* SNOOOOOOOOWWWWW *jumpkicks a snowman* WAAAAH

Nothing like waking up to the lovely sensation of shitting bricks

2007-01-31T20:27:09Z

So I just got a call from a collection agency.

I checked into a hospital ER about a month or so ago with kidney stones. Normal visit, everything went fine (I'm feeling much better thankyou). I didn't have my information on me so they called back later and got my insurance info. Everything is just fine.

Apparently somewhere along the line they forgot it and sent it to a collection agency, who just called wanting to know where the fuck their $2400 was. I shit bricks. The lady is really nice and explains how I was listed as having "no insurance" (lies!) and how she'd put a hold on the account so it wouldn't drop on my credit for another 60 days, so she would have time to run the report and get everything straightened out. Currently waiting on a callback. Oh lawdy, I swear this shit is cosmic.

It's also 30F, oh shi--

Why I hate the bitter void that is January

2007-01-31T10:00:26Z

AAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHAH

p.s. it's very cold. it's 20F here. That's -6.6C. And also "very fucking" cold.
I'm not used to cold.

Airsoft!

2007-01-30T07:14:49Z

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Sorry. It had to be done.
Had Airsoft night with a whoooole buncha people. Damn fun. I hope we plan more next time though, hahaha.
Went out with Matt, Chris, Christian, Bryan, Christian's girlfriend Beth, and Josh to a ballfield outside of Matt's house. Busted trip though, was locked and gated, so we ninja'd down behind Matt's old school. From there we went out to a baseball field where we prepared to take potshots at each other with airsoft rifles.
I'm not sure who I tagged, but either Bryan or Matt got me twice in the head, and someone else got me in the chest. Had a scare when someone showed up to drop someone off at their car...everyone hid in the dugout, but I was stuck on the other side of the field. Scary shit. I thought the cops were gonna bust me, but apparently it was just some random guy. We got spooked and went to McDonalds, then split up for the night.
Hopefully we can get back together Saturday for another game. :D

So kiss me goodbyeeee~

2007-01-03T02:12:43Z

I got Snakes on a Plane.

And a new icon! :D

lunarhowl @ 2007-01-01T07:56:00

2007-01-01T13:57:26Z

*requisite New Year's post here*

I was gonna go to a party but ended up napping though it. Oh wells. =/
Here's to hoping 07 doesn't such as much dick as 06. w00t!

This is a subject of love

2006-12-29T16:15:28Z

Alright. Apparently I'm an asshole.

Apparently it's totally not acceptable to dislike someone when the first words out of their mouth are: "So how many people have you fucked before? I bet you really like the dick."
Apparently it's also not okay to send one instant message every five minutes, because that's WAY too long to wait, when folks go 20-30 minutes without any warning of prior AFKness (I'm guilty of it too, but sheesh).
Apparently, "helping someone make amends" consists of berating me and (trying to) point out every flaw in my personality, such as "gets annoyed when provoked", "does not put up with bullshit" and also "breathes on occasion".
Apparently, according to Urban Dictionary, an Orry is:

A homosexual male who acts like
a total ass hole with out his needed
hours of sleep.

"Stop being so rude! You're pulling an Orry!"

which may or may not be true.

And apparently, posting your genitalia with a message written in permanent marker on it to 4chan is a bad idea. I shoulda saw THAT coming. Yow!

boof.
At least I got a new television because my old one is on the brink of death. Not the hottest thing, but the price was damn right.
Next, a new mattress. Then hookers.

lunarhowl @ 2006-12-21T10:34:00

2006-12-21T16:35:19Z

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.	× I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.	✓ I love to play video games.	× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (hooah, pornotube)	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (I'd like to think not! Well maybe.)	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

* * * * *

× I have broken someone's bones.	✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.	✓ I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.	✓ I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi.	✓ I talk really, really fast.	✓ I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.	✓ I have at least one sibling. (Half- brother and sister, but hey!)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. (It comes and goes.)	✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.	× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings. (Occasionally. Wouldn't say a lot!)	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.	✓ I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent.	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	✓ I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (More than pecked. Hah.)	× I enjoy talking on the phone.	✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.	× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	✓ I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Before, but not in the past half year.)	✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (I dunno, really...)	✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.	× I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.	× I am shy around the opposite sex.	✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.	✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (More than made a move. Heh.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.	✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.	✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (:3)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.	✓ I have dated a close friend's ex.	× I am happy at this moment.
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (:3 :3)	× Democrat.	× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.	× I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).	✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.	× I have jumped off a bridge.	× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.	× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.	× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.	× I went to college out of state.	× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro.	✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.	✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people.	× I adore bright colours.	✓ I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.	✓ I can pick up things with my toes.	× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.	✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.	× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.	✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.	✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	× I'm an artist.	× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.	× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.	✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Likely, but it may be a close race. I've got a wide buddylist.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.	✓ I am extremely flexible.	✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.	✓ I smoke. (Not often. At all, really. Only when I'm really stressed. Helps the nerves.)	✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.	✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I took Redneck Weapon Proficiency as a third level feat.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.	× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.	✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.	✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Too late!)	✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.	× I can speak more than one language.	× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.	✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.	✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Target parking lot!)	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	× I like most animals better than most people.
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (NES, SNES, Genesis, Virtual Boy, GB so far. I've got my eyes on a Lynx.)	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest. (Sometimes at the worst moments.)	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.	✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.	× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.	✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	× I have a custom-built computer. (I did, but I gave it to Mom. :D)	✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.	× I've gone skinny-dipping.	× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.	✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (Sorta! German too!)	× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!	× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.	× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (What the fuck? Is Death Note?)	× I love playing Truth or Dare.	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.	× I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.

lunarhowl @ 2006-12-09T01:33:00

2006-12-09T07:33:09Z

You are The Magician

Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.

Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing,
you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.

The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

So yeah, I haven't updated this in a while. Who still reads this anyway?
Lemme get comments. <3

lunarhowl @ 2006-11-25T05:25:00

2006-11-25T11:25:17Z

Instead:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sCeH5fQwyY

I got a fever...

Oh yeah, Black Friday.
I stumbled around a lot and mispronounciated words.
The end.

lunarhowl @ 2006-11-24T10:06:00

2006-11-24T16:06:59Z

And so begins my foray into my first Black Friday into retail.
I shall document the unfolding events into a single private LJ entry--upon completion of the day, I will make this file public.

Enjoy.

OH NOES THEY'RE ONTO US

2006-11-23T04:58:10Z

"hey this weekend do not shop at walmart. all the proceeds from friday and sat. goes straight to the gay and lesbian association. our money goes to support the gays. this is only for friday the 24th and sat. the 25th. please pass this on"

lololol :D

I didn't know I was supposta get a check, damn. I missed the boat somewhere.

lunarhowl @ 2006-10-14T03:04:00

2006-10-14T08:05:31Z

In self-response to this...

Tomorrow at 3:00 PM the Cloverdale McDonalds will be having a paintball game.
I am invited.

There is a God.

lunarhowl @ 2006-10-10T02:16:00

2006-10-10T07:17:14Z

People of the intarwebs, I need your votes.

How reputation-damaging would it be if, every Thursday at 9 AM, I arrived at Cloverdale McDonalds to laugh at the workers there, and gloat in my own freedom?

Agenda

2006-09-27T15:33:07Z

Wednesday
9A-2:15P - Class
1P-2:15P - Management Test
3P-9:15P - Work
10P-2A - Study

Thursday
3:30A-10:30A - Sleep
11A-12:15A - Class
12:30P-2P - Study
3P-9P - Work
10P-1A - Study

Friday
1A-3A - Economics Test and Problem Sets (Uploaded on WebCT)
3:30A-8:30A - Sleep
9A-9:50A - Accounting Test
10A-10:50A - Economics Follow-up
11A-11:50A - CIS Test (moved from Wednesday!)
12N-12:50P - Class
3P-10:30P - Work
11P-? - Collapse into a cesspool of WoW, Disgaea, Guitar Hero and sex. Except without the sex.

Apologies if I'm, uh, not around for the next few days.

Oh my poor culture

2006-09-21T05:27:22Z

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-0609200107sep20,1,7295141.story?coll=chi-newsnationworld-hed

GODDAMN PEOPLE.

Okay. Here's how it rolls.
When you're pissed at someone, knock the shit out of them.
Beat unholy fuck out of them.
Kick them in the face. Poke their eyes. Kick them in the stomach. Pick up a stick and whack them.

Don't kill them.
That's just sick. And permanent.
Hell, I'd get more satisfaction out of bloodying the shit out of someone than putting them out of their misery, myself.

Now this kid, barely getting his feet wet in life, who was just out having a good time on the ballfield DOESN'T HAVE ANY MORE GRANDPARENTS because they shot each other up.
No Christmas presents from grandma.
No hearing stories about the war from grandpa.
No cookies. No quilts for the great-grandkids. No long-winded explanation of the family heirloom.

Nothing.
Sorry, Lennon, but I couldn't imagine growing up like that.

I love my job.

2006-09-10T19:19:50Z

Store meeting at 8:00 AM.
There were refreshments.
At first, I thought it was like, "Oh, buggy full of drinks. People sure like Diet Coke."

Then I saw the Mentos.

I love my job.

lunarhowl @ 2006-09-07T13:03:00

2006-09-07T18:03:38Z

My Personality


Neuroticism	54
Extraversion	66
Openness To Experience	55
Agreeableness	54
Conscientiousness	55

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roffle, it called me dumb.

lunarhowl @ 2006-09-04T00:01:00

2006-09-04T05:03:21Z

RIP Steve Irwin
February 22, 1962 - September 4, 2006

lunarhowl @ 2006-08-27T15:06:00

2006-08-27T20:07:23Z

*lightning strikes*
Orry has class-changed from:
MCDONALDS MIDDLE MANAGEMENT SLAVE
To:
GEEK SQUAD TRAINEE

I win. McDonalds loses. Best Buy owns my soul now.

lunarhowl @ 2006-08-25T22:31:00

2006-08-26T03:32:40Z

I found this article while dicking around on Google.

Read it for the lulz

lunarhowl @ 2006-08-22T12:15:00

2006-08-22T17:15:46Z

So I almost got molested last night.

I was working with this guy I'd been working with for about a week.
Mid 30's, balding, rather large black man.
He mentions to me off-hand that he's bisexual. Okay.
He asks if I have a girlfriend. Okay, not right now.
He asks if I'm gay. Okay, sure, I am.
He asks if I'd ever date a black guy. Okay, but probably not. It'd really depend.
He asks if I wear boxers or briefs. ....okay, boxers.
He tells me that I have a really nice ass. ... ...okay.

Then, this conversation takes place while in the office:
Me: *typing on computer, running reports* Aaaagh.
Him: You know, I heard someone say you were an asshole. I don't really think so.
Me: Eh, I'm pretty mellow, but I can be a prick when I want to be. I've got a temper and a smart mouth.
Him: Ahh, is that natural red hair? They say that people with red hair have the worst tempers.
Me: Yeah, it's natural. But I'm not really that--
Him: Is it red all over?
Me: ... ...uh, well...I guess.
Him: Haha. So would I see that temper if I like, touched you?
Me: ...probably. *eyes fixiated on computer screen entire time*
Him: What if I were to suck your di--
Me: This conversation ends now.

Scary part is: I'm stuck in the store with him for three more hours. Alone.

When the managers came in in the morning, the first to bitch at me got a rather unintentionally funny response of "Shove it up your ass, I nearly got molested by a gigantic black guy wanting a piece of my ass!"

She paused, stared at me, slowly backed away, then fell over laughing :(

I hope I get this job at Best Buy.

lunarhowl @ 2006-08-16T10:53:00

2006-08-16T15:53:50Z

http://humour.200ok.com.au/soap.htm :D